Cover:
"Mommy's First Blog"
Written on a monitor with a pair of hands below typing on a keyboard:
"Day One
It's 6:30. Time to make
breakfast and...Excuse me
a second, my little one just
spilled her juice. As I was
saying...Shoot! My husband
can't find his tie. Back in a
minute... Now where was I?
Oh, no! The dog jumped on
the counter and ran off
with a sausage..."
Left inside of the card:
Written on same monitor, new screen:
"How about I continue
this when I have more
time, like 20 or 30 years
from now?"
Right inside of the card:
The sentiment:
"MOTHERHOOD:
there's never a dull moment."
Then the funny part came on the back.
More typing on the computer:
"Well, gotta go. The toaster's on fire..."
Landon crossed out the word "toaster" and wrote in "crockpot".
I was ROFLOL. If you don't know why that's so funny, read my last post!

3 comments:
Oh that was too funny! I love it!! :-)
This is hilarious!
That's HYSTERICAL.... Way too funny!
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